Them

Him and I were chatting yesterday about Them, and how Banjo was supposed to be his dog and Bandit is mine.

Well, They had a different agenda. They have chosen me to be their favorite. He gets no love from Them whatsoever. He can't even convince them to come back to bed once I leave for work... they just stare at the door. Waiting for me.

So, He said jokingly "Maybe we need to get another one so I can have one."

This is no joke. Things of this nature should not be stated so casually.

I immediately went online shopping for pugs.

White pugs start at $1100.00. Not bad, right?

I'm ready to bring home a 3rd child, but he isn't.

I am always talking about how our next child will be a little girl and I will name her LuLu. Well, my dad told me that I cannot call her LuLu because it doesn't start with a "B" like her future brothers, Bandit and Banjo. So I asked him... well then dad, what do you think her name should be? His answer is better than Lulu:

Barbie

OMFG. I want Barbie sooooo freaking bad.

Here is an image of what will hopefully be future Barbie.



Cheers to future Barbie. I can't wait to meet her... in the next ten years (hopefully less)!